Good News, Bad News — Talent Joke
House Of Crickets
[su_dropcap style=”flat”]G[/su_dropcap]od has blessed me with a wealth of charm, charisma, good-looks, humility, musical talent, comedy talent, performing talent, teaching talent — the ability to move millions of people to great depths of laughter and tears and thought, and to make a lot of money doing all of these things.
Unfortunately, God also set it up so that He and I are the only ones who know it.
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. . . let me know recently, after reading this, that it sounded like I was blowing hot air. How does she know? I might surprise her; I might yet come up with even hotter air.
BTW, this woman voted for Trump.
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You’re so full of yourself. haha
Cindy dear . . . you try being me for a day, and see how well you handle it.
Life isn’t fair.
No shit. Is that the best ya got?
So you’re not rich and famous. Cry me a river.
Cindy . . . I’m a happy person. This is just a joke.
Is it?
You’re cold.
No. I’m real.