Proverbs, the 2nd: Goatee Pondering by Greg Silva · Published June 11, 2011 · Updated November 18, 2018 A version of this piece was recorded for the SRP Radio Podcast. Stream or Download Pulled, Patted, and Licked Hmmm . . . It is impossible for a man with a goatee not to thoughtfully caress it from time to time. It would be like having a dog or a cat and never scratching behind its ears.