Eve’s Curse

The Forbidden Fruit and Ladies Footwear

OUCH!

And because thou, woman, hath listened to the serpent and disobeyed me,

and hath eaten of the forbidden fruit, and hath given it to the man,

and he did eat,

for all of thy days shalt thou be made to walk on attractive but uncomfortable shoes;

and thou shalt also wear short skirts and tight undergarments,

even in blistering cold,

that require adjusting every ten paces!