Valet Log: 072111 — Bad Boy Valet by Greg Silva · Published July 21, 2011 · Updated November 19, 2018 A version of this piece was recorded for the SRP Radio Podcast. Stream or Download Sometimes, when I’m parking cars for young women, I change their shitty fucking hip-hop radio to the classical station. That way, when they pick up their cars, they’ll say to each other: “If only we’d known that valet was such a bad boy!”
Sometimes, when I’m parking cars for young women,
