Proverbs, the 5th: Standing On Escalators

Everybody Outta My Way!

Some people like to move and stand still . . . at the same time!

There are two types of people in the world:

those who walk on escalators;

and those who don’t.

The ones who walk on escalators value time over energy;

and the ones who don’t, value energy over time.

On a side note, the ones who don’t walk are often unaware that any other type exists;

they stand on both sides of escalators, frustrating the hell out of those who prefer walking!