Doctor Joke by Greg Silva · Published August 5, 2011 · Updated November 19, 2018 A version of this piece was recorded for the SRP Radio Podcast. Stream or Download Guy goes to get a flu shot. After receiving it, the doctor says, “There’s a 1% chance of a fatal allergic reaction to this vaccine.” Guy says, “How many people have died so far?” Doc says, “None. But you’re my hundredth patient!“