Heavenly Post: God Now On Social Media

Hip To Be God

Go to God’s Facebook page!

Hi God, didn’t know you even had a computer, much less a FB page! Congrats!

BTW, nice headshot! But R U angry about something? Lemme guess . . . homosexuals? Democrats? Collective bargaining rights?

OMG! I mean, Oh my You!

Cheer up! Hang in there . . . up there, whatever.

You da man! I mean . . . you da God!

Sorry for the awkwardness. I’m just not sure how to talk to you, now that you’re all popular and stuff.