Proverbs, the 8th: Beware the Restaurant Hostess

Hostess Pocus

Better for a restaurant worker to step on a viper than to piss off the hostess.

She is almost always the girlfriend (or girlfriend-in-training) or daughter or niece of the owner,

and she will stop at nothing to wreak the vengeance to which she feels vicariously entitled.

”I can be as rude and vindictive to the other workers as I want, because I sleep with the boss!