The Chaste Ewe

Chaste Chased

Girl: “You like bad boys, too?” Ewe: “Yeh-eh-eh-eh-es!”

In the world of sheep, there was one chaste ewe who refused the advances of all the rams. Even the alpha ram, who was used to ewes throwing themselves at him, was stunned to be turned down by this chaste ewe.

One day, however, she caught sight of a black ram on the outskirts of the herd. He was disliked by the other rams. He was mean and selfish, and would bite his own mother to eat the last bit of grass on a knoll.

To the amazement of the other rams, the chaste ewe ran to the black ram, licked his face and genitals, then offered her rear end to him. He wasted no time in fulfilling his masculine function.

Afterward, the other rams approached the now not-so-chaste ewe, wondering why she had given herself so willingly to that ornery black ram. She replied, “Silly rams, no girl can resist a bahhhhhd boy!“