Valet Log: 100411 — Invisible Valet Strikes Again

The Invisible Valet Strikes Again

Group of people come out of a restaurant, look around: “Where is that valet?”

Another sidles up to me: “Hey, have you seen the valet?”

I reply, “Wait a minute, I’ll get him.”

Their backs are now all turned to me. I do some squats and jumping jacks to get my heart rate up.

Then I walk up, out of breath, like I’ve been running: “Sorry! Can I get your car for you?”

One of them hands me the ticket: “Where ya been?”

If it was me, I woulda bit ‘em!