Valet Log: 102111 — My Just-Don’t-Give-a-Shit Phony Smile
I’ve got my phony smile perfected. It’s just broad and relaxed enough to hide the fact that I don’t give a shit. After valet work, I may become a politician or a television evangelist, or a game show host.
Uh . . . nevermind. All three of those would be a step down. Perhaps a doorman?
Customer: “Wow, you really look like you give a shit!” Valet: “All in a day’s work, ma’am.”
Umm some new posts please. WTF? What do we groupies have to get some writin’ out o’ yuh?
Throw our panties at you? Come on chop chop. Sheesh : P
Best part of working as a valet is that I got paid to write. Now that I’ve quit that, I spend all my time looking for another soul-killing job.
Umm some new posts please. WTF? What do we groupies have to get some writin’ out o’ yuh?
Throw our panties at you? Come on chop chop. Sheesh : P
Best part of working as a valet is that I got paid to write. Now that I’ve quit that, I spend all my time looking for another soul-killing job.