Valet Log: 041411 — Entitled To Be a Dick

Money and Sex

cougar_musical entitledA man just got out of his Porsche, threw his keys at me and grunted, “Gimme a ticket!”

Reminds me of a cougar I met at a bar once who commanded me to buy her a drink.

Maybe that was this guy’s ex-wife. Maybe if he tips me well, I can afford to buy her that drink.

That’ll really piss him off. Surely, I’m entitled to my petty pleasures, too.

Nah, I got better things to do.


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