Valet Log: 041411 — Entitled To Be a Dick
Money and Sex
A man just got out of his Porsche, threw his keys at me and grunted, “Gimme a ticket!”
Reminds me of a cougar I met at a bar once who commanded me to buy her a drink.
Maybe that was this guy’s ex-wife. Maybe if he tips me well, I can afford to buy her that drink.
That’ll really piss him off. Surely, I’m entitled to my petty pleasures, too.
Nah, I got better things to do.
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