Dating Advice For Women: Your Man Is Not a Girlfriend Surrogate
Dating advice for women . . . from a man! Ladies, please remember . . . your man may be your best friend. But he’s not a girlfriend surrogate.
Greg Silva
God Reverses Position On Evolution
GOD INTERVIEW: God’s opinion on Evolution has evolved. He will no longer send people to hell for accepting science and facts.
Suicide Joke
This joke kills. Drama Queen humor. A lot of comedy comes from the fear of death. Or is it the other way around?
What’s Up With People? Prepping For Broadway
What’s Up With People? White people, that is. A new Broadway show celebrates the time (whenever the hell that was) when America was great.
Heavenly Post: God Now On Social Media
HIP TO BE GOD: If you’re behind the times with social media, then Jeez, get with it! Even God has his own Facebook page.
Why Me? Moving Past Abusive Mother Issues
Why me? No more! “Why me?” thickens the cement of victimization around my ankles. “Why not me?” transforms problems into opportunities.
Valet Log: 081311 — To Boldly Stay Where All Have Gone Before
TASTE IN MUSIC: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . commenting on the shitty music basting in people’s cars.
My Better Half
Better half? Schmetter half! Together we make one whole wit. But maybe the man is sometimes the better half.
Doctor Joke
DOCTOR JOKES: A fine tradition. My contribution to the canon. And if you’ve never contributed to a canon, be sure to do so from behind.
The Pleasure Of Your Company
HEAD SCRATCHERS: Absurd questions that tickle. The pleasure of your company? Hey, what if your company isn’t pleasurable?
SRP Translator: Textus Femalus
It’s a young person thing. People on their phones constantly, so that they aren’t aware of what’s going on in their immediate vicinity.
SRP Translator: Oculus Avoidus
Some women are stingy with their eye contact. They need to be reasonably assured of a man’s value before they will even look at him.