Greg Silva

July 28, 2011

Hey, Look At Me! Why Artists Do What They Do

Why do artists do what they do, especially when there’s no money in it? Money is not the only currency. It’s not even the most important.

July 27, 2011

MODERN PROVERBS: Wisdom for little people in big places. In this case, how to navigate crowded escalators without killing anyone.

July 21, 2011

Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . a bad boy, subverting the music in every car. It’s what Tyler Durden would do.

July 19, 2011

There are two types of people in the world: Those who clean up their own mess; and those who leave it for others to take care of.

July 16, 2011

MODERN PROVERBS: The Powers That Be offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ. In this case . . . What happens after sex?

July 12, 2011

The dark underbelly of an Eddie Vedder tour — his management team, as well as the Chicago Theater crew were, at the time, MISERABLE people.

July 11, 2011

Native Chicago wildlife includes a pest that typically inhabits the Loop. Occasionally, though, Douchebagus Corporatus wanders uptown.

July 11, 2011

Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . ogling a well-dressed female pedestrian with . . . nice puppies.

July 11, 2011

Stop giving away your resources to bad girls. Instead, invest your time, money, energy, and sperm in good women.

July 8, 2011

If my daughter was all dolled up for a date, and a slovenly boy came to pick her up, she best slam the door in his face.

July 4, 2011

Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . herding 2 year olds, thus saving them from an early demise.

July 2, 2011

Ladies, for the sake of humanity, I implore you to stop having sex with bad boys! How ‘bout a kinky gentleman, or an adventurous nerd?