City Life, Part Twelve: Bird Action
Everyone’s a critic. And every male bird is waiting to be discovered by just the right female who appreciates his song.
Greg Silva
The Curse Of the Handsome Man
Many women find my appearance intimidating. They assume I’m a womanizer. Then there are the ones who are disappointed to find out that I’m not.
City Life, Part Eleven: Forgive Yourself
True story. Feeling horrible about myself. Pulled into parking lot with a client’s car. Writing on the dumpster: FORGIVE YOURSELF.
Advice For Women, Part Two: Memo To Moms
HEY MOMS, if your adult sons are trying to get laid on Saturday nights, that’s a good thing. You should be doing the same thing.
Lead Us Not Into Temptation, But Deliver Us From Evil
Blessed are the rejected. For there’s is . . . something better. God has blessings awaiting you that are beyond your imagination.
Koan: And It Makes Me Wonder
How fast is fat? How slow is wonder? How many suicidal moments pass before I can get up the stairs of the L platform?
City Life, Part Ten: Ruined With a View
I once asked a CTA worker (a black man) why so many homeless people troll the trains. He said a lot of them choose to be homeless. Really?
Tomb-Essence: Cologne For Zombies
TOMB-ESSENCE: Cologne For Zombies. “Because even zombies have needs.” A proud sponsor of the SRP RADIO PODCAST.
The Latin Luffer Speaks, Part Cuatro
Words you would have been better off not hearing, from the world’s greatest luffer. THE Latin Luffer. Take notes from the master.
City Life, Part Nine: Pilgrimage To Oprah
I witnessed hundreds of women, young and old — mostly white suburban types — from near and far, beatified by the holy Oprah shrine.
The Bible Says . . . Pretty Much Whatever You Want It To Say
If the Bible can be used to justify any ole pleasure of the flesh (including killing), then why bother? Just do what you wanna do!
Dating Advice For Women: Men Who Don’t Appreciate You
Ladies, if a man doesn’t appreciate you, he may not be smart enough. Are you smart enough to appreciate that?