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September 28, 2018

My People, You People, No People

Excuse me . . . I seem to have lost my people. Have you seen them? No? Well maybe I can be one of you people. No? Well, alrighty then.

August 11, 2018

Mature dating means recognizing goodness, taking hold of it, and enjoying it more than ever. No more fooling around. No more pearls for pigs!

What is blasphemy? Who gets to decide? What does it mean to take the Lord’s name in vain? And what exactly is His name?

May 20, 2018

I used to be an Evangelical. Then I tried getting along with you people. Now I’m a Non-denominational Antagonist. Say what?

Guns don’t kill people. People with guns in America kill people. Oddly, people without guns . . . don’t kill nearly as many people.

Trump is by far the most entertaining President we’ve ever had. The greatest! The best! I just hope he doesn’t accidentally blow up the world.

I’m a Christian and you’re not! Nanny-nanny boo-boo! My god’s better than your god. And when I get to heaven, I’m gonna say I told ya so.

January 5, 2017

You’re a troll because, essentially, you find ALL the ways of hijacking my online discussions; non of which involve disagreeing with me.