Latin Luffer

Words you would have been better off not hearing, from the world’s greatest luffer. THE Latin Luffer. Take notes from the master.

Some men go out for hamburger when they can have steak at home. Me? Quality meat arrives on my doorstep and begs to be let in. Like a dog.

I luff to rub my face on a furry cat. It’s so soft and warm. And she purrs like a thunder storm. Even after I cough up a fur ball.

I’ve been horny all my life. I used to hump the dog’s leg. Horny will get you up in the morning and keep you going at night. Stay horny!