SRP Translator: Saul Alinsky
According to Republicans, Saul Alinsky was Keyser Söze. But few know who he was, what he did, and that the Tea Party recommends his book.
According to Republicans, Saul Alinsky was Keyser Söze. But few know who he was, what he did, and that the Tea Party recommends his book.
Cuck me? Cuck you! There is no better way of showing just how scared, unimportant, and limp you truly are . . . than by hurling this insult.
Trump is by far the most entertaining President we’ve ever had. The greatest! The best! I just hope he doesn’t accidentally blow up the world.
Showing pictures of naked hippies to 10-year-old boys. Watch gleeful giggles turn to tormented frustration and, finally, suicidal boredom.
Mother’s boobs are not simply a source of nourishment for toddlers. They’re also squishy play toys. Wait . . . they’re not? Oh, sorry. My bad.
Hang up and try again. Perhaps you’ve got the wrong number. Could this be the magic at last? You know I can’t smile without you.
Today’s Lesson: Before you join a Church Of God, make sure you know which one Jesus is coming back for; because otherwise, you’re gonna be shit outta luck.
Potty Training and Beyond: It seems I was always destined to poop in front of an audience. These days, it’s just my cats, thank God!
CELLPHONE ZOMBIES: Who doesn’t love the Lord’s Prayer? The Serenity Prayer? The Prayer Of Surrender? Complete your faith now with . . . the Asshole’s Prayer.
I can’t date a narcissist. You see, promoting the illusion of my own importance to my many imaginary fans takes up all my time.
What’s your Native American Name? It might be something really lovely and inspiring. Something you can be proud to repeat. Or . . .
Today’s Inappropriate Humor: Be sure to share this with your family, at work, at church, with Republicans, Mormons . . . you get the picture.