Your Daily Bread: On Losing Everything and Finding Anything
Hey, wait a minute! Sell all I have and follow you . . . where? Can I see the place before I make up my mind?
Humor
Bartender Joke — What It Takes To Make It In the Service Industry
If you’ve ever worked for a guy who should have been an interrogator at Guantanamo, or a third-world dictator, then this bartender joke is for you.
Handsome Man Joke
This Wilde-like quip is not exclusive to me. It can be used by any smart, handsome feller who is . . . still single.
SRP Translator: Activist Judge
The SRP Translator helps simple Liberal folk understand what the heck Conservatives (and other alien forms) are talking about. In this case: Activist Judge.
My Christmas, My Easter For Me, Every Day Is a Holiday
Some miracles happen instantaneously. Others take time.
Valet Log: 102111 — My Just-Don’t-Give-a-Shit Phony Smile
A convincing phony smile is a must in the service industry. I recommend practicing in front of a mirror until you stop crying.
The Long Road To Low Self-Esteem
Low self-esteem is not so bad. Better than NO self-esteem. Do a few things well, next thing ya know, you’re feeling good about yourself.
Holy Humor: How Are Prayers Ended At Gay Churches?
Humor Alert: This is not a put-down of gay people or gay churches. So snowflakes . . . please keep your thumbs-down to yourselves.
Gun Control: Best NRA Joke Ever
Would you masturbate in public for gun control? This man did. But I think he was confused. “This is my rifle, this is my gun . . .” blah blah blah.
The Chaste Ewe
CHASTE: A parable about men and women. He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. He that hath NOT ears to hear . . . well, get some ears, man!
Your Daily Bread: The World According To Fred Flintstone
A joke I wrote for Anthony Robbins. The philosophy of Fred Flintstone. Practice daily optimism. Maintain a Yabba Dabba Do attitude.
My High Horse Is Higher Than Your High Horse
Are you bothered by judgmental people? Get a higher horse! Getting off a high horse, though, can be a real mess. Wait . . . that didn’t come out right.