SRP Translator: elite
Of the many dog whistle buzzwords in American politics, ELITE is especially baffling. Don’t we want our leaders to be better and smarter than the rest of us?
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SRP Translator: Saul Alinsky
According to Republicans, Saul Alinsky was Keyser Söze. But few know who he was, what he did, and that the Tea Party recommends his book.
SRP Translator: Cuck
Cuck me? Cuck you! There is no better way of showing just how scared, unimportant, and limp you truly are . . . than by hurling this insult.
SRP Translator: Activist Judge
The SRP Translator helps simple Liberal folk understand what the heck Conservatives (and other alien forms) are talking about. In this case: Activist Judge.
SRP Translator: Textus Femalus
It’s a young person thing. People on their phones constantly, so that they aren’t aware of what’s going on in their immediate vicinity.
SRP Translator: Oculus Avoidus
Some women are stingy with their eye contact. They need to be reasonably assured of a man’s value before they will even look at him.
SRP Translator — “Hey, Watch Your Step!”
Watch Your Step. Hey, your narcissism has gotten in the way of my narcissism. So . . . one of our narcissisms has got to go.
SRP Translator (3): Girl Chip
Girl Chip: Have you ever worked with a woman who is twice as macho and tyrannical and sadistic as any of your male co-workers?
SRP Translator (2): What the American People Want
Have you ever noticed that the American people want a lot of contradictory things, and their desires change from speaker to speaker?
SRP Translator [1]: Liberal Bias
Conservatives who complain about LIBERAL BIAS generally have to use binoculars to see the center of the political spectrum.