Do Or Die: Advice For Artists From Jesus
ADVICE FOR ARTISTS: Artists HAVE TO do their art, or else they die inside. Don’t wait until you feel inspired. Create a little bit every day!
Everyday Power Struggles
Valet Log: 100411 — Invisible Valet Strikes Again
INVISIBLE VALET: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Valet Log: 100311 — Sign Language
SIGN: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
My High Horse Is Higher Than Your High Horse
Are you bothered by judgmental people? Get a higher horse! Getting off a high horse, though, can be a real mess. Wait . . . that didn’t come out right.
Valet Log: 092311 — Across the Universe
Valet Log: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, dreaming of an adventure . . . across the universe. A journey into nothingness, and back.
Proverbs, the 8th: Beware the Restaurant Hostess
HOSTESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Proverbs, the 7th: What Price Happiness?
HAPPINESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
No More Meaningless Sex!
I may be cheap, but I ain’t easy! I mean, a guy’s gotta have standards, too, right? Meaningless sex? These days, I’d rather read a book.
Proverbs, the 6th: The Fair Sex
FAIR SEX: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Dating Advice For Women: Your Man Is Not a Girlfriend Surrogate
Dating advice for women . . . from a man! Ladies, please remember . . . your man may be your best friend. But he’s not a girlfriend surrogate.
Valet Log: 081311 — To Boldly Stay Where All Have Gone Before
TASTE IN MUSIC: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . commenting on the shitty music basting in people’s cars.
My Better Half
Better half? Schmetter half! Together we make one whole wit. But maybe the man is sometimes the better half.