Valet Log: 051911b — Working Guy
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . commiserating with a hot street walker on a hot night.
POLITICS
Valet Log: 051911a — Paternity Test Joke
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . surprising a female customer with a quip about a paternity test.
Dating Advice For Men: The Curse Of the Hottie
Many men spend years chasing hot women. Then they spend even more time worrying about losing them. Fellas, this is no way to live!
City Life, Part Twenty-One: Mother’s Day
Cubs fans pack the CTA, rubbing each other the right way. By the time the train gets to Addison, some of them have already gotten off.
City Life, Part Twenty: My Red Line Train
Sometimes Cubs fans forget that they are guests on MY CTA Red Line train. I don’t get in their cars and act obnoxious.
Valet Log: 050611 — Don’t Let the Valet Drive Off With Your Woman
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . stricken by the impulse to drive off with somebody else’s woman.
Valet Log: 050511 — Homophobic Dog
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . bonding with a dog who wishes he were elsewhere with saner humans.
City Life, Part Nineteen: A Still, Small Voice
Do you feel alone; trapped? Do you wonder if God truly cares about you? It’s easy to miss the still, small voice in the loud, crowded city.
City Life, Part Eighteen: The CTA Push-Push, Shove-Shove Method
Everybody enjoys a self-righteous standoff every time CTA doors open. And nobody ever does anything to fix this problem.
Valet Log: 050111 — Pickin’ Up the Ritz
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . poor and hungry, outwitted by a seagull for a Ritz Cracker.
Proverbs, the 1st: Better To Be Rich Than Poor
Is it better to be poor than rich? Do poor people find it easier to follow Jesus? Can a camel squeeze through the eye of a needle?
City Life, Part Seventeen: The Key Of Me
When I was a child, I wanted to sing like Mahalia Jackson. So my mother taught me my first song, “Jesus Loves Me.”