Good News, Bad News — Talent Joke
Talent Schmalent: If you’re a performer, chances are you’ve performed for a house of crickets. No? Well, there’s still time.
POLITICS
What Can I Do? LEARN MORE
LEARN MORE: Everything you need to know to win every argument every time can be found on the SRP Resources pages of our website.
Out Of Poverty: Good Thing I Didn’t Kill Myself
Fuck the law’s delay, the insolence of office, AND the bare bodkin. I’m NOT gonna kill myself! I’m gonna bear the fardels. Say what?
Watching God Spin CloudsPremière partie
I once dated a young party girl. A dancer. This is an important right of passage for any middle-aged man, not to be skipped.
The Science Of Sex and Romance
Gender instincts bubble up and boil over into our higher brain faculties, clouding our judgment on sex and romance.
Disgruntled Human Retires From Humanity To Spend More Time With Cat
I used to be an Evangelical. Then I tried getting along with you people. Now I’m a Non-denominational Antagonist. Say what?
Out Of Poverty: How To Quickly and Painlessly Kill Yourself
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time, the Oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s Contumely, blah blah blah . . . when ya can just kill yourself?
Musical PrayersTchaikovsky 1st Piano Concerto
Tchaikovsky 1st Piano Concerto: Some music bites into my soul and injects me with heavy doses of yearning and gratitude. I call these experiences musical prayers.
What Can I Do? LEARN
What can you do to make a difference in the world these days? Start by learning the issues. All it takes is a little time and effort.
Guns Don’t Kill People
Guns don’t kill people. People with guns in America kill people. Oddly, people without guns . . . don’t kill nearly as many people.
I’m a Liberal and I Like Trump
Trump is by far the most entertaining President we’ve ever had. The greatest! The best! I just hope he doesn’t accidentally blow up the world.
Hang Up Joke
Hang up and try again. Perhaps you’ve got the wrong number. Could this be the magic at last? You know I can’t smile without you.