Out Of Poverty: When the Bubble Burst
I lost everything when the housing bubble burst in 2008. OUT OF POVERTY is a story about devastation and redemption. Loss and recovery.
POLITICS
Out Of Poverty: Angry Debtees
Job Hunting In a Recession. OUT OF POVERTY is a how-to manual on starting over from scratch. A guidebook on climbing out of poverty.
Valet Log: 102111 — My Just-Don’t-Give-a-Shit Phony Smile
A convincing phony smile is a must in the service industry. I recommend practicing in front of a mirror until you stop crying.
The Long Road To Low Self-Esteem
Low self-esteem is not so bad. Better than NO self-esteem. Do a few things well, next thing ya know, you’re feeling good about yourself.
Valet Log: 101311 — The Power and Glory Of Being a Parking Valet
Don’t let anyone tell you that being a parking valet doesn’t involve possessing loads of power. It’s the kind of power that irritates the shit outta everyone.
Valet Log: 101111 — Don’t Look At My Boobs Poem
SMILE AT GIRL: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Do Or Die: Advice For Artists From Jesus
ADVICE FOR ARTISTS: Artists HAVE TO do their art, or else they die inside. Don’t wait until you feel inspired. Create a little bit every day!
Gun Control: Best NRA Joke Ever
Would you masturbate in public for gun control? This man did. But I think he was confused. “This is my rifle, this is my gun . . .” blah blah blah.
Valet Log: 100411 — Invisible Valet Strikes Again
INVISIBLE VALET: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Valet Log: 100311 — Sign Language
SIGN: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Valet Log: 100211 — Girl Walking By Poem
GIRL WALKING BY: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
My High Horse Is Higher Than Your High Horse
Are you bothered by judgmental people? Get a higher horse! Getting off a high horse, though, can be a real mess. Wait . . . that didn’t come out right.