Valet Log: 092311 — Across the Universe
Valet Log: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, dreaming of an adventure . . . across the universe. A journey into nothingness, and back.
POLITICS
Proverbs, the 8th: Beware the Restaurant Hostess
HOSTESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Valet Log: 091511 — Hey, Big Tipper
GENEROUS WOMEN: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Proverbs, the 7th: What Price Happiness?
HAPPINESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Valet Log: 091211 — Parking Cars Is Like Attracting Women
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . here discussing how parking cars is like attracting women. Just don’t get in a wreck.
No More Meaningless Sex!
I may be cheap, but I ain’t easy! I mean, a guy’s gotta have standards, too, right? Meaningless sex? These days, I’d rather read a book.
Proverbs, the 6th: The Fair Sex
FAIR SEX: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Dating Advice For Women: Your Man Is Not a Girlfriend Surrogate
Dating advice for women . . . from a man! Ladies, please remember . . . your man may be your best friend. But he’s not a girlfriend surrogate.
What’s Up With People? Prepping For Broadway
What’s Up With People? White people, that is. A new Broadway show celebrates the time (whenever the hell that was) when America was great.
Valet Log: 081311 — To Boldly Stay Where All Have Gone Before
TASTE IN MUSIC: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . commenting on the shitty music basting in people’s cars.
My Better Half
Better half? Schmetter half! Together we make one whole wit. But maybe the man is sometimes the better half.
Doctor Joke
DOCTOR JOKES: A fine tradition. My contribution to the canon. And if you’ve never contributed to a canon, be sure to do so from behind.