Dating Advice For Women: The Biology Of Infidelity
Is one beautiful wife ever enough for one man? The biological roots of how and why the answer is both NO and YES.
POLITICS
City Life, Part Twenty-Four: Deadly Car Horns
If car horns were turned into deadly lasers, Chicago drivers (and their cars) would all be vaporized by the end of rush hour.
These Kids Today: Driver’s Ed
1.6 million crashes in the US every year involve cell phone use. Texting while driving is (in 2015) the top cause of death among teenagers.
City Life, Part Twenty-Three: Sidewalk Chicken
Hey people . . . can we all just agree to walk on the right, instead of meandering like zombies and playing sidewalk chicken?
Valet Log: 060611 — 97 Year-Old Black Woman
Imagine Captain Kirk as a parking valet . . . looking into the eyes of a 97 year-old black woman and seeing American history.
Valet Log: 060511 — Kid Worth
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . wrangling 2 year-olds. How much is a kid worth these days?
Valet Log: 060411 — Hypocrisy Police
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . uttering mindless pleasantries, haunted by the hypocrisy police.
Valet Log: 060111 — Street Parking Battles
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . battling other taxpayers for street parking privileges.
White Guilt: My Rosa Parks Reflex
What would I do if Rosa Parks got on my bus? A moment of levity in the long, sad history of American race relations.
City Life, Part Twenty-Two: The Windbag City
On every bus, train, and street corner in Chicago, a LOUDMOUTH holds court, bloviating banalities willy-nilly, like a royal leaf blower.
Women Who Work Hard To Avoid Looking At Men
I have known women who will avoid looking at a guy because he’s too handsome; then avoid looking at another guy because he’s too ugly.
Valet Log: 051911d — The Girl With a Secret Message From Oprah
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . meeting crazy people on the street who wanna talk to Oprah. Hey, whatever Oprah wants.