Valet Log: 070411 — God Is a Valet
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . herding 2 year olds, thus saving them from an early demise.
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Valet Log: 060611 — 97 Year-Old Black Woman
Imagine Captain Kirk as a parking valet . . . looking into the eyes of a 97 year-old black woman and seeing American history.
Valet Log: 060511 — Kid Worth
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . wrangling 2 year-olds. How much is a kid worth these days?
Valet Log: 060411 — Hypocrisy Police
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . uttering mindless pleasantries, haunted by the hypocrisy police.
Valet Log: 060111 — Street Parking Battles
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . battling other taxpayers for street parking privileges.
Valet Log: 051911d — The Girl With a Secret Message From Oprah
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . meeting crazy people on the street who wanna talk to Oprah. Hey, whatever Oprah wants.
Valet Log: 051911b — Working Guy
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . commiserating with a hot street walker on a hot night.
Valet Log: 051911a — Paternity Test Joke
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . surprising a female customer with a quip about a paternity test.
Valet Log: 050611 — Don’t Let the Valet Drive Off With Your Woman
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . stricken by the impulse to drive off with somebody else’s woman.
Valet Log: 050511 — Homophobic Dog
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . bonding with a dog who wishes he were elsewhere with saner humans.
Valet Log: 050111 — Pickin’ Up the Ritz
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . poor and hungry, outwitted by a seagull for a Ritz Cracker.
Valet Log: 041411 — Entitled To Be a Dick
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . stranded amid people who feel entitled to be abusive to underlings.