Valet Log: 031811 — Scent Of a Woman
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . farting in a Cadillac. Mmm . . . reminds me of . . . Mom. Home. Grandpa. Tears in my eyes.
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Valet Log: 030911 — The Miseducation Of Parki G
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . a street hustler with a fly rapper name and a deck crip walk.
Valet Log: 030311 — Beggars Delight
Black beggars delight in the color of my skin. Hey, I voted for Obama. I play in a blues band. What more do you want from my white guilt?
Valet Log: 022611 — Well-To-Do White Guys
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . serving white guys his age, with hot wives and shiny black Cadillac SUVs.