Why I Stopped Going To Church: The 700 Club
In the 1960s, I knew Pat Robertson as Brother Pat. And Tammy Faye Bakker was a funny lady with puppets on her hands. And The 700 Club was a local TV show.
Why I Stopped Going To Church
Why I Stopped Going To Church: Sunday School and Farting In Church
Answer: Farting in church. Question: What’s the best way for a 6-year-old boy to wake up the adults?
Why I Stopped Going To Church: The REAL Church Of God
Today’s Lesson: Before you join a Church Of God, make sure you know which one Jesus is coming back for; because otherwise, you’re gonna be shit outta luck.