Proverbs, the 10th: Good Enough For Cake
Fellas, don’t let your gal pals think they aren’t good enough for cake. Better for them to have their cake taken away than never to have it.
Fellas, don’t let your gal pals think they aren’t good enough for cake. Better for them to have their cake taken away than never to have it.
WORKPLACE TROLLS AND TERRORISTS: Watch your step at work. There are, most likely, one or more evil co-workers burying landmines in your path.
HOSTESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
HAPPINESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
FAIR SEX: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
MODERN PROVERBS: Wisdom for little people in big places. In this case, how to navigate crowded escalators without killing anyone.
There are two types of people in the world: Those who clean up their own mess; and those who leave it for others to take care of.
MODERN PROVERBS: The Powers That Be offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ. In this case . . . What happens after sex?
Sometimes it demands to be touched, stroked, caressed, scratched, teased, pulled, patted, and licked. Same thing with a goatee.
Is it better to be poor than rich? Do poor people find it easier to follow Jesus? Can a camel squeeze through the eye of a needle?