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William tell overture

Best Sex Music Ever | William Tell Overture

The William Tell Overture is the best sex music ever. And if you don’t believe me, try it. But follow my instructions precisely. Otherwise, your results may vary.

strawberries i love you because

I Love You Because | Poem

I love you because . . . I don’t know why exactly. Not sure you even deserve it. But I do love you. I just do. Don’t ask me why.