Adventures In Nekkidness: Mother’s Boobs
Mother’s boobs are not simply a source of nourishment for toddlers. They’re also squishy play toys. Wait . . . they’re not? Oh, sorry. My bad.
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Adventures In Nekkidness: Potty Training
Potty Training and Beyond: It seems I was always destined to poop in front of an audience. These days, it’s just my cats, thank God!
A Hot Mess, or Why I Can’t Date a Narcissist | Joke
I can’t date a narcissist. You see, promoting the illusion of my own importance to my many imaginary fans takes up all my time.
Who’s Your Daddy, Now?
Today’s Inappropriate Humor: Be sure to share this with your family, at work, at church, with Republicans, Mormons . . . you get the picture.
Handsome Man Joke
This Wilde-like quip is not exclusive to me. It can be used by any smart, handsome feller who is . . . still single.
Liberal Pervs On the Loose
HB2 transgender bathroom issue, not really about perverts. Just the latest iteration of American Conservative paranoia and scapegoating.
When Pick-Up Artists Grow Up
There are men in the world for whom sex is as easy as reaching for a cookie, without having to sneak it from a hidden jar. I was one of them.
How Empathy Works Between Men and Women
How do men and women ever understand each other when we’re so different? Some say we’re not so different, once you factor in empathy.
The Blurry Prodigal Sex and Death In Virginia
Pretending to be gay to get free drinks is not a bad idea. Pretending to be gay to pick up girls . . . THAT is brilliant!
8 Minutes To a Better Love Life: Maestro’s Method
Maestro’s Method is a mature, ethical approach to attracting the right people into your love life. Rooted in Evolutionary Psychology, Mythology and practical experience.
Valet Log: 100211 — Girl Walking By Poem
GIRL WALKING BY: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
The Chaste Ewe
CHASTE: A parable about men and women. He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. He that hath NOT ears to hear . . . well, get some ears, man!