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September 5, 2011

Awkward Encounter In the Steam Room

Guys hanging out with guys doing guy things in the steam room. What could go wrong? With Paul, there’s always a chance for . . . weirdness.

September 4, 2011

I may be cheap, but I ain’t easy! I mean, a guy’s gotta have standards, too, right? Meaningless sex? These days, I’d rather read a book.

September 2, 2011

Dating advice for women . . . from a man! Ladies, please remember . . . your man may be your best friend. But he’s not a girlfriend surrogate.

August 21, 2011

This joke kills. Drama Queen humor. A lot of comedy comes from the fear of death. Or is it the other way around?

August 8, 2011

Better half? Schmetter half! Together we make one whole wit. But maybe the man is sometimes the better half.

July 29, 2011

HEAD SCRATCHERS: Absurd questions that tickle. The pleasure of your company? Hey, what if your company isn’t pleasurable?

July 11, 2011

Stop giving away your resources to bad girls. Instead, invest your time, money, energy, and sperm in good women.

July 8, 2011

If my daughter was all dolled up for a date, and a slovenly boy came to pick her up, she best slam the door in his face.

July 2, 2011

Ladies, for the sake of humanity, I implore you to stop having sex with bad boys! How ‘bout a kinky gentleman, or an adventurous nerd?

June 28, 2011

Sometimes when I pass a woman, and I turn to check out her derrière, her derrière is putting on a bit of a show.

June 12, 2011

Is one beautiful wife ever enough for one man? The biological roots of how and why the answer is both NO and YES.

May 19, 2011

Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . commiserating with a hot street walker on a hot night.