Dating Advice For Men: The Curse Of the Hottie
Many men spend years chasing hot women. Then they spend even more time worrying about losing them. Fellas, this is no way to live!
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Male Whale Tail: Butt Hair Creates Sexual Identity Crisis
What if I’m attracted to a dude that looks like a lady? A well-shaped patch of butt hair can make all the difference.
Gotcha Voyeurism: When Women Pretend Not To Notice
Gotcha: Some men are very good at reading female body language. And we can tell when women are pretending not to see us.
City Life, Part Sixteen: Public Sex
Spring Show. Every year. At every L stop in the city. Male pigeon ruffles and prances and chases females. They avoid him, until one gives in.
Rigorous Honesty: I Suffer From Womb-Envy
A rude, hot woman gets my hackles up. But then my hackles can be gotten down just as easily, if the same woman suddenly turns nice.
Yup, I’ve Still Got It: The Wrong Tree
Now . . . if only I could attract hot, youngish women the way I attract geriatric women and gay men (of all ages)!
Man Power: Testostamazement
Gut-Level Reaction: There is a part of my masculinity that never disappoints. It turns my head and lifts my penis.
Valet Log: 041411 — Entitled To Be a Dick
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . stranded amid people who feel entitled to be abusive to underlings.
Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
Who doesn’t like a hot Asian chick. I live in a neighborhood of hot Asian chicks. I used to love imagining them naked. Not anymore.
City Life, Part Fourteen: Boy Bike Meets Girl Bike
A year on Lonely Bike Street. So close, and yet so frozen in place a few feet from each other. Abandoned bicycles tell a story.
Dating Advice for Women, Part Three: Attracting Men With Less Skin
Take it from me, a man. Women interested in attracting men for keeps do so with their minds and not their bodies.
City Life, Part Twelve: Bird Action
Everyone’s a critic. And every male bird is waiting to be discovered by just the right female who appreciates his song.