Male Whale Tail: Butt Hair Creates Sexual Identity Crisis

Cartoon by Gary Larson (from “The Far Side”)

Passed a dude yesterday who was squatting down, working in his garden —

pants creeping down his back side,

workman’s cleavage showing.

No big deal, right? Except that . . .

. . . he had butt hair in the shape of a thong.

Now I’m confused.

I’ve never had these feelings before.

Is there a hotline for this sort of thing?