The Chaste Ewe
CHASTE: A parable about men and women. He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. He that hath NOT ears to hear . . . well, get some ears, man!
Your Daily Bread: The World According To Fred Flintstone
A joke I wrote for Anthony Robbins. The philosophy of Fred Flintstone. Practice daily optimism. Maintain a Yabba Dabba Do attitude.
My High Horse Is Higher Than Your High Horse
Are you bothered by judgmental people? Get a higher horse! Getting off a high horse, though, can be a real mess. Wait . . . that didn’t come out right.
Valet Log: 092311 — Across the Universe
Valet Log: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, dreaming of an adventure . . . across the universe. A journey into nothingness, and back.
Evangelicals Prepare I TOLD YOU SO Signs For Jesus’ Return
Signs of the end times. There’s bound to be a lotta Schadenfreude in Heaven after the Second Coming. A lotta high fiving and chanting of “Nanny-nanny boo-boo!”
Proverbs, the 8th: Beware the Restaurant Hostess
HOSTESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Valet Log: 091511 — Hey, Big Tipper
GENEROUS WOMEN: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Proverbs, the 7th: What Price Happiness?
HAPPINESS: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.
Valet Log: 091211 — Parking Cars Is Like Attracting Women
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . here discussing how parking cars is like attracting women. Just don’t get in a wreck.
Awkward Encounter In the Steam Room
Guys hanging out with guys doing guy things in the steam room. What could go wrong? With Paul, there’s always a chance for . . . weirdness.
No More Meaningless Sex!
I may be cheap, but I ain’t easy! I mean, a guy’s gotta have standards, too, right? Meaningless sex? These days, I’d rather read a book.
Proverbs, the 6th: The Fair Sex
FAIR SEX: After thousands of years, the Powers That Be have deemed it necessary (finally) to offer regular updates to our beloved Holy Writ.