Hey, LAYDEEZ . . . C’est Ce La Vue
Sometimes when I pass a woman, and I turn to check out her derrière, her derrière is putting on a bit of a show.
City Life, Part Twenty-Six: Chicago Darwin Award Nominees
Darwin Award nominees are everywhere in Chicago. My favorite, so far, is a woman pushing a baby stroller across a busy street WHILE TEXTING.
New Rule: Busker Do
What’s the difference between street performers and a public nuisance? Sometimes it’s hard to tell. I say, let’s vote on it!
City Life, Part Twenty-Five: Ambassador Of Gentlemanly Comportment
EXCUSE ME: In Chicago, nobody has time for good manners. Nevertheless, I carry on as the very model of a modern major gentleman.
Christian Anesthesiologists
Like the Pharisees of Jesus’ time, there are Evangelicals today who think that those who suffer must not be right with God.
Dating Advice For Women: The Biology Of Infidelity
Is one beautiful wife ever enough for one man? The biological roots of how and why the answer is both NO and YES.
Eve’s Curse
Turns out, Eve’s Curse — for yielding to the serpent and eating the forbidden fruit — was not limited to pain during childbirth.
Proverbs, the 2nd: Goatee Pondering
Sometimes it demands to be touched, stroked, caressed, scratched, teased, pulled, patted, and licked. Same thing with a goatee.
City Life, Part Twenty-Four: Deadly Car Horns
If car horns were turned into deadly lasers, Chicago drivers (and their cars) would all be vaporized by the end of rush hour.
These Kids Today: Driver’s Ed
1.6 million crashes in the US every year involve cell phone use. Texting while driving is (in 2015) the top cause of death among teenagers.
SRP Translator — “Hey, Watch Your Step!”
Watch Your Step. Hey, your narcissism has gotten in the way of my narcissism. So . . . one of our narcissisms has got to go.
Head Scratcher: 4 — Daily Scream
Scream Therapy: Try it. Once a day. Don’t lock yourself in a closet. Do it in public. And then simply . . . move on with the rest of your day.