City Life, Part Sixteen: Public Sex
Spring Show. Every year. At every L stop in the city. Male pigeon ruffles and prances and chases females. They avoid him, until one gives in.
Rigorous Honesty: I Suffer From Womb-Envy
A rude, hot woman gets my hackles up. But then my hackles can be gotten down just as easily, if the same woman suddenly turns nice.
Casual Elegance
Some women can pull it off. Most don’t. Nora Dunn made casual elegance look easy at a storytellers group in Andersonville.
Yup, I’ve Still Got It: The Wrong Tree
Now . . . if only I could attract hot, youngish women the way I attract geriatric women and gay men (of all ages)!
Man Power: Testostamazement
Gut-Level Reaction: There is a part of my masculinity that never disappoints. It turns my head and lifts my penis.
City Life, Part Fifteen: Pakistani Convenience Store
Lottery Tickets: Pockets Of Poor People Purchasing Paper Promises, at the Pakistani Convenience Store under the Argyle Red Line.
Valet Log: 041411 — Entitled To Be a Dick
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . stranded amid people who feel entitled to be abusive to underlings.
Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy
Who doesn’t like a hot Asian chick. I live in a neighborhood of hot Asian chicks. I used to love imagining them naked. Not anymore.
Head Scratcher: 3 — Organic Cigarettes
Organic Cigarettes. I assume that these are free-range cigarettes, raised and processed in a humane, loving environment. Right?
City Life, Part Fourteen: Boy Bike Meets Girl Bike
A year on Lonely Bike Street. So close, and yet so frozen in place a few feet from each other. Abandoned bicycles tell a story.
City Life, Part Thirteen: The Invisible Segregationist
Southbound Red Line. After Roosevelt, not so many white people. After Sox-35th, even less. Especially after baseball season.
Dating Advice for Women, Part Three: Attracting Men With Less Skin
Take it from me, a man. Women interested in attracting men for keeps do so with their minds and not their bodies.