SRP Gets Into the Movie Business
Hold onto your ballots, your crucifixes, and your dildos! SRP just produced a movie trailer for our podcast. Now you can WATCH radio.
Mother Lover | Joke
Every now and then, we let our resident know-it-all out of the cage — you know, the place where we keep the gimp — for a truly tasteless joke.
Worthless Joke
Sometimes when you’re feeling worthless, cold hard cash and nihilistic humor are the best remedies. Political correctness just makes it worse.
Mature Dating
Mature dating means recognizing goodness, taking hold of it, and enjoying it more than ever. No more fooling around. No more pearls for pigs!
Proverbs, the 10th: Good Enough For Cake
Fellas, don’t let your gal pals think they aren’t good enough for cake. Better for them to have their cake taken away than never to have it.
Good News, Bad News — Talent Joke
Talent Schmalent: If you’re a performer, chances are you’ve performed for a house of crickets. No? Well, there’s still time.
Why I Stopped Going To Church: The 700 Club
In the 1960s, I knew Pat Robertson as Brother Pat. And Tammy Faye Bakker was a funny lady with puppets on her hands. And The 700 Club was a local TV show.
What Can I Do? LEARN MORE
LEARN MORE: Everything you need to know to win every argument every time can be found on the SRP Resources pages of our website.
Adventures In Nekkidness: Bring In the Entire Neighborhood
It takes so little to please post-pubescent boys. I swear to God, if I had been exposed to naked females at an early age, I wouldn’t have spent so much time looking for them in my teens and twenties.
SRP Translator: elite
Of the many dog whistle buzzwords in American politics, ELITE is especially baffling. Don’t we want our leaders to be better and smarter than the rest of us?
Out Of Poverty: Good Thing I Didn’t Kill Myself
Fuck the law’s delay, the insolence of office, AND the bare bodkin. I’m NOT gonna kill myself! I’m gonna bear the fardels. Say what?
Watching God Spin CloudsPremière partie
I once dated a young party girl. A dancer. This is an important right of passage for any middle-aged man, not to be skipped.