What Is Blasphemy?
What is blasphemy? Who gets to decide? What does it mean to take the Lord’s name in vain? And what exactly is His name?
The Science Of Sex and Romance
Gender instincts bubble up and boil over into our higher brain faculties, clouding our judgment on sex and romance.
Disgruntled Human Retires From Humanity To Spend More Time With Cat
I used to be an Evangelical. Then I tried getting along with you people. Now I’m a Non-denominational Antagonist. Say what?
Why I Stopped Going To Church: Sunday School and Farting In Church
Answer: Farting in church. Question: What’s the best way for a 6-year-old boy to wake up the adults?
Out Of Poverty: How To Quickly and Painlessly Kill Yourself
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time, the Oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s Contumely, blah blah blah . . . when ya can just kill yourself?
Adventures In Nekkidness: A Boy and His Stick
There once was a little boy with a magic stick. A divining rod. A divine rod. The rod of God. It pointed to God, always; assuming God was UP!
SRP Translator: Saul Alinsky
According to Republicans, Saul Alinsky was Keyser Söze. But few know who he was, what he did, and that the Tea Party recommends his book.
Musical PrayersTchaikovsky 1st Piano Concerto
Tchaikovsky 1st Piano Concerto: Some music bites into my soul and injects me with heavy doses of yearning and gratitude. I call these experiences musical prayers.
SRP Translator: Cuck
Cuck me? Cuck you! There is no better way of showing just how scared, unimportant, and limp you truly are . . . than by hurling this insult.
What Can I Do? LEARN
What can you do to make a difference in the world these days? Start by learning the issues. All it takes is a little time and effort.
Guns Don’t Kill People
Guns don’t kill people. People with guns in America kill people. Oddly, people without guns . . . don’t kill nearly as many people.
The Eyes Of God
Seeing God is not that big of a deal. You just gotta know where to look. He might be next to you right now. Wait, wait . . . BOO!