I’m a Liberal and I Like Trump
Trump is by far the most entertaining President we’ve ever had. The greatest! The best! I just hope he doesn’t accidentally blow up the world.
Adventures In Nekkidness: Naked Hippies
Showing pictures of naked hippies to 10-year-old boys. Watch gleeful giggles turn to tormented frustration and, finally, suicidal boredom.
I’m a Christian and You’re Not
I’m a Christian and you’re not! Nanny-nanny boo-boo! My god’s better than your god. And when I get to heaven, I’m gonna say I told ya so.
I Love You Because | Poem
I love you because . . . I don’t know why exactly. Not sure you even deserve it. But I do love you. I just do. Don’t ask me why.
Adventures In Nekkidness: Mother’s Boobs
Mother’s boobs are not simply a source of nourishment for toddlers. They’re also squishy play toys. Wait . . . they’re not? Oh, sorry. My bad.
Hang Up Joke
Hang up and try again. Perhaps you’ve got the wrong number. Could this be the magic at last? You know I can’t smile without you.
Out Of PovertyFree Stuff
FOOD BANKS: A minimal amount of free stuff (Not too much!) is okay in America, as long as you feel guilty about receiving it.
Why I Stopped Going To Church: The REAL Church Of God
Today’s Lesson: Before you join a Church Of God, make sure you know which one Jesus is coming back for; because otherwise, you’re gonna be shit outta luck.
Adventures In Nekkidness: Potty Training
Potty Training and Beyond: It seems I was always destined to poop in front of an audience. These days, it’s just my cats, thank God!
In the Name Of Jesus | Poem
Have you ever felt like a black sheep? Do demons really flee at the name of Jesus? Myron the Street Poet offers this meditation on a sacred phrase.
Out Of PovertyDegrees Of Separation
What’s a college education worth these days? Not much, it seems. There was a time when a college education meant everything.
The Asshole’s Prayer #1: The Walking Text
CELLPHONE ZOMBIES: Who doesn’t love the Lord’s Prayer? The Serenity Prayer? The Prayer Of Surrender? Complete your faith now with . . . the Asshole’s Prayer.