Worker’s Prayer
Start the day right with the worker’s prayer by our hero Brother Lawrence; presented in this downloadable graphic by the workers at SRP.
Raps Rants Poetry
Whatever-It-Takes Prayer
Beware the WHATEVER IT TAKES prayer. Use it at your own risk. It may hurt. Take the pain. Become a better man.
Guns Don’t Kill People
Guns don’t kill people. People with guns in America kill people. Oddly, people without guns . . . don’t kill nearly as many people.
I Love You Because | Poem
I love you because . . . I don’t know why exactly. Not sure you even deserve it. But I do love you. I just do. Don’t ask me why.
In the Name Of Jesus | Poem
Have you ever felt like a black sheep? Do demons really flee at the name of Jesus? Myron the Street Poet offers this meditation on a sacred phrase.
The Asshole’s Prayer #1: The Walking Text
CELLPHONE ZOMBIES: Who doesn’t love the Lord’s Prayer? The Serenity Prayer? The Prayer Of Surrender? Complete your faith now with . . . the Asshole’s Prayer.
Troll, Not a Troll: Online Trolling Defined
You’re a troll because, essentially, you find ALL the ways of hijacking my online discussions; non of which involve disagreeing with me.
Valet Log: 101111 — Don’t Look At My Boobs Poem
SMILE AT GIRL: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Valet Log: 100211 — Girl Walking By Poem
GIRL WALKING BY: Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet, working with people whose parents are 10 years younger than he.
Valet Log: 060411 — Hypocrisy Police
Imagine Captain Kirk as a middle-age parking valet . . . uttering mindless pleasantries, haunted by the hypocrisy police.
City Life, Part Ten: Ruined With a View
I once asked a CTA worker (a black man) why so many homeless people troll the trains. He said a lot of them choose to be homeless. Really?