Valet Log: 050111 — Pickin’ Up the Ritz by Greg Silva · Published May 1, 2011 · Updated November 18, 2018 A version of this piece was recorded for the SRP Radio Podcast. Stream or Download The Bird Was Quicker A few minutes ago, a woman walked by with a stroller. The baby tossed a Ritz Cracker on the sidewalk next to my valet station. A seagull walked over, picked up the cracker, and flew away. Damn, I was gonna eat that!