Valet Log: 051911a — Paternity Test Joke
Being Had
Middle-aged woman gets out of car, hands me her keys and says, “You’ve had me before.”
I responded, “Okay, but you’re paying for the paternity test.”
She didn’t laugh.
Hope she doesn’t tell my boss.
The View From Below
Well now why didn’t she laugh. I think that’s hilarious!
Well now why didn’t she laugh. I think that’s hilarious!