Valet Log: 051911d — The Girl With a Secret Message From Oprah

Oprah Stalker

Working by Harpo Studios, as I do every thursday night.

Girl walks by, aimless, disheveled. We talk.

This is her fourth time in Chicago from Texas, because Oprah wants to talk to her.

I said, “Oprah wants to talk to you?”

She said, “Yes, she told me … through the TV!“

I said, “It’s been real nice talking to you. I’ve got to go. Donald Trump is waiting for me to prepare his sitz bath!”