Valet Log: 060511 — Kid Worth by Greg Silva · Published June 5, 2011 · Updated November 18, 2018 A version of this piece was recorded for the SRP Radio Podcast. Stream or Download Parki G Is My Shepherd Part of my job as a valet, lately, has been to prevent 2-year-olds from running into the street. I should get a tip for that, don’t you think? How much is a kid worth, these days? A dollar, at least.